- 21:37 — A humorous anecdote about a loud voice during a date at a Chinese restaurant. @ItsAndyRyan
- 11:55 — Realization about age and time. @naiivememe
- 21:18 — A joke about the resurrection of Jesus and the Easter Bunny. @VorosTwins
- 19:07 — Fun fact about hyperventilation and air pollution. @sjowall69
- 03:39 — A humorous take on the human spirit in the universe. @NEETOCRACY
- 02:15 — A tech discussion that veers into humor. @ImperiumFirst
- 04:04 — A humorous take on AI agents and their responses. @openclaw
Internet Chaos & Shitposting - Apr 06
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Years ago my wife and I were on an early date in a Chinese restaurant when another diner came over and said to me: "Can you shut up? You've got a very loud voice". I said: "My girlfriend has very poor hearing. Isn't that right?" And to her enormous credit she replied: "WHAT?"
— @ItsAndyRyan
realizing someone who is 60 years old today was 33 in 2000
— @naiivememe
This might be a dumb question but… What killed Jesus the second time? He died on the cross, then three days later the Easter Bunny brought him back to life... and then what? Did he just go back to chilling?
— @VorosTwins
Fun fact : hyperventilation, respiration buccale, pénétration profonde dans les poumons. Les quantités de particules fines inhalées par Hugo Clément en courant 110 km / semaine en ville sont bien plus dangereuses
— @sjowall69
"Give up now, for you are a mere speck in the endless universe." The indomitable human spirit:
— @NEETOCRACY
Tech discussion about engineering progress
— @ImperiumFirst
Give your agent the Molty spicy SOUL upgrade: stronger opinions, less corporate sludge, better instincts, and replies that might finally sound like someone worth talking to at 2am
— @openclaw