Internet Chaos & Shitposting - Apr 05

The Jews told people that the male g spot was in the ass to normalize homosexuality, when in reality the real male g spot is in the foreskin — which they took from you.

— @VERYKOOLLUKEY

300 thousand years of human history and we were born just in time for the air fryer and space exploration. Maybe things aren’t all bad.

— @bartonovopolis

Is the @citrini analyst in the freaking strait lol?!

— @cap_zay

Couple higher conviction views of informed parties in the Gulf: 1) The US will launch a ground operation within the next week or so, as evidenced by much higher troop numbers than reported in the UAE with numbers recently accelerating.

— @citrini

A humorous take on the male g-spot and circumcision.

— @VERYKOOLLUKEY

A joke about the absurdity of modern life.

— @bartonovopolis

A funny observation about trading habits.

— @cap_zay

A humorous take on the absurdity of life.

— @citrini

me: tell me where you want to eat gf: *spitting blood* fuck you

— @rain_thots

when you're in a deep conversation with yourself in a made up scenario and then you realize you're low-key showing signs of mental illness

— @fvckfemi_

#need #lol

— @seasonover_