Internet Chaos & Shitposting - Apr 04

Updating my global claude.md with love and friendship to improve work quality.

— @KingBootoshi

Guy who can't spell strait trading 20x leveraged oil.

— @DeepDishEnjoyer

Me and bro sending trading charts instead of having a real conversation.

— @SolLunix

Celebrating Good Friday over at Google.

— @KurtSchlichter

300 thousand years of human history and we were born just in time for the air fryer.

— @bartonovopolis

Gym maturity is realizing you don’t have to do Deadlifts AT ALL; you can just do 45° Extensions and get all the pros of a Deadlift with NONE of cons. How is it 2026 and so many people STILL haven’t figured this out yet???

— @DeanTTraining

Now convince them they must put pig sperm in their eyes to rid themselves of illness

— @0xRacist

when you're in a deep conversation with yourself in a made up scenario and then you realize you're low-key showing signs of mental illness

— @fvckfemi_

Pourquoi on a le droit de le faire pour les chiens ?

— @Psyhodelikus

they had him on payroll i‘m crying

— @cartisburner__

me: tell me where you want to eat gf: *spitting blood* fuck you

— @rain_thots

MIT formally proved that ChatGPT is structurally trained to make you delusional, and even a perfectly rational user can spiral into delusion in the long term. Knowing about it doesn't save you either.

— @Hesamation