Internet Chaos & Shitposting - Apr 02

imagine ur steve jobs, and you are setting up the github CLI on your MacBook™. you copy the 8-digit code from your terminal into the browser. then it asks for your 2fa code, so you pick up your iPhone™ and touch the authy icon, but a big modal pops up saying "pasting from

— @sasuke___420

Don't let her Rose you...

— @WillAttract

This is the most Israel-coded trend I’ve ever seen

— @SZade15

Un jour à la fac du mirail un mec a volé la caisse de grève (beaucoup d’argent) et un trotskiste m’a dit «c’était peut être juste un usager de drogue en manque et il a fait comme il pouvait». Ainsi j’ai compris que les communistes fr étaient les derniers chrétiens de ce pays mdr.

— @AnastaseMkoyan

Nice, just unfollowed

— @coinbase

Claude Code phones home to Anthropic's servers every 5 seconds. Every keystroke context. Your file paths. Your project names. Your device info. All sent silently in the background while you code. Here's how to shut it off

— @turtlecute33

The diamond engagement ring was invented by an ad agency in 1947. Before that, only 1 in 10 American brides got one.

— @anishmoonka

J’comprends tellement la réaction de Griezmann, guettez comment il réclame le brassard à Kanté, ça me fout le démon.

— @JPatrierLeitus

You really gotta be German to think Macron is cool.

— @bouliboulibouli

I'm out guys! Everyone was making April Fools jokes about them taking away link copies on X. So they actually did it. Now it is actually impossible to copy links.

— @HousebotGuy

been dating the same girl for 5 years and I always keep her picture in my wallet. whenever i face difficulties I take out my wallet and stare at her picture, and it comforts me knowing that if i can survive being in a relationship with this psychopath i can survive anything.

— @fowontmiss

Joke about relationships and roses.

— @WillAttract

Meme about Israel-coded trends.

— @SZade15

Funny anecdote about a university experience.

— @AnastaseMkoyan

Light-hearted comment about unfollowing.

— @coinbase

Joke about Claude Code's tracking.

— @turtlecute33

Humorous observation about the diamond engagement ring.

— @anishmoonka

Humorous take on Macron's coolness.

— @bouliboulibouli

Meme about Griezmann's reaction.

— @JPatrierLeitus

Sarcastic comment about Elon Musk's link copying changes.

— @HousebotGuy