Internet Chaos & Shitposting - Apr 01

"you would be very surprised who's not entirely human"

— @TonyMichaelX

If only I had two front paws

— @catwithaura

two dumb bitches telling each other “exaaaaactlyyyy” but it’s me proposing a dangerous optimization and claude telling me it’s safe

— @tenderizzation

“Peter, thanks to my nuerodivergence I just made an incredible discovery. Apparently there’s an entire branch of philosophy concerned with the nature of being, existence and reality” “Intriguing. Never heard of it” “It's called ontology, it’s extremely obscure” “Let’s fund it”

— @kunley_drukpa

How it feels watching people who ignored my advice deal with the exact consequences I predicted

— @fw_naetoblaq

Noble animals are almost always classified as endangered. While mice and rabbits breed with any partner without any kind of selection, tigers and lions only breed with individuals they consider superior and fit for superiority, they are completely eugenicists. Isn't it clear that

— @Xhej__

Mettez Pouyanné ministre de l’Économie svp. Donnez-lui les clés de Bercy bordel.

— @AureaLibe

Humorous take on the absurdity of a historical context.

— @TonyMichaelX

A humorous observation about a cat's perspective.

— @catwithaura

A humorous exchange about optimization in AI.

— @tenderizzation

A humorous take on AI's capabilities and limitations.

— @aigclink

A humorous commentary on the consequences of ignoring advice.

— @fw_naetoblaq

A humorous observation about the nature of animals.

— @Xhej__

A humorous take on the absurdity of a political situation.

— @AureaLibe

A humorous take on Trump's accountability.

— @hayasaka_aryan

A humorous take on the British police's decision.

— @Boumboumfr

A humorous take on age verification in Hyprland.

— @hyprwm