Internet Chaos & Shitposting - Mar 21

friend is in the stage of claude psychosis where he asks claude to send him newspapers about what claude is doing for him

— @noampomsky

Your breasts look magnificent. Toes solid as well. You remind me of my daughter from my first marriage. Volleyball player? Strong base. If your boyfriend loved you you would be pregnant by now

— @joeybeastmarket

the signs were always there

— @uncledoomer

Es la mejor roja del mundo, encima el tipo protesta Jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaaj

— @Argenpoirot

Awkward. There is something extremely off with this woman.

— @IPOT_Official76

Beautiful wide hipped blonde who clearly just got a salon blowout vibe coding in this cafe. You should be pregnant, darling.

— @werther_n

Das kam...unerwartet

— @BAMFBasar

>largest lego set ever >it’s a Catholic Church

— @FeelsGuy2003

A. Chaque. Putain. De. Fois.

— @Cilou185

i am always suspicious of people who claim to be smart but are miserable. if they really were that smart, they would have figured out how to live a joyous life.

— @yuzu_4ever

A modest starter castle in France.

— @AHomelyHouse

Hear me out. A 50K Ultramarathon, but every 7 miles each runner has to take 1 gram of psilocybin mushrooms, and we call it “The MK Ultra”.

— @SCMountainGoat

Freeeeeedom!

— @RyanHatesGovt

Is there a tax I can pay to stop it or does that only work for heating?

— @LookAtMyMeat1

The Romans would’ve just dug another strait.

— @romanhelmetguy

Friend experiences Claude psychosis, asking for newspapers about Claude's actions.

— @noampomsky

A humorous compliment comparing someone's appearance to a daughter from a previous marriage.

— @joeybeastmarket

A vague statement about signs always being present.

— @uncledoomer

A humorous comment about a protest.

— @Argenpoirot

An awkward observation about a woman.

— @IPOT_Official76

A humorous comment about a beautiful woman coding in a cafe.

— @werther_n

A humorous comment about unexpected outcomes.

— @BAMFBasar

A humorous comment about the largest Lego set being a Catholic Church.

— @FeelsGuy2003

A humorous exclamation.

— @Cilou185

A humorous observation about smart but miserable people.

— @yuzu_4ever

A humorous comment about a modest starter castle in France.

— @AHomelyHouse

A humorous suggestion for a 50K ultramarathon with psilocybin mushrooms.

— @SCMountainGoat

A humorous comment about freedom.

— @RyanHatesGovt

A humorous question about taxes.

— @LookAtMyMeat1

A humorous observation about historical events.

— @romanhelmetguy