Internet Chaos & Shitposting - Mar 20

aw hell nah bruh why dis nigga sleeve do that

— @realKalos

I bet Hitler took the Benz out in the middle of the night and tore through the streets

— @frenbilt

Uncle Adolf doesn’t seem so crazy nowadays, does he?

— @BowTiedRanger

Denmark keeps impeccable statistics on crime, immigration, and, as shown here, crime committed by immigrants. And that's very important because the Western intuition on these numbers is usually completely off. Only remedy is repeated exposure to the data and the facts.

— @dhh

soooo trueeee

— @CuteAdorableCat

BREAKING Essex police have TURNED OFF their live facial recognition cameras as they were catching too many black people

— @BROKENBRITAIN0

BREAKING: Australian Prime Minister Albanese went to a Sydney mosque for Eid prayers to stand against Islamophobia, only to end up being threatened, with everyone screaming “Allahu Akbar” at him.

— @realMaalouf

it used to be chill to have daughters cus u could sell em to your neighbour for like 12 cows and pad your medieval retirement fund but now u send em to college they get ran through and u dont see a dime.

— @secjayret

This is worse than child sacrifice to the sun god to bring rain. May God shatter their teeth.

— @smashbaals

NEW: Man who went viral for looking like Jeffrey Epstein speaks out. "I'm not Jeffrey Epstein, I'm Palm Beach Pete."

— @ExxAlerts

Florida man speaks out: "I am not Jeffrey Epstein". "My video went viral because some dude randomly filmed me while I was driving".

— @DefiantLs

scientists invented a cake that cuts itself.

— @retardmode

Can’t wait to tell the bridesmaids they weren’t supposed to look better than the bride at my buddy’s wedding this weekend.

— @GamecockWill69

Slowly at first…then suddenly.

— @MBrant75

Let us know what you think!

— @bcherny

There's not enough lube in the world to prepare Europe.

— @simpatico771