Internet Chaos & Shitposting - Mar 17

Man I need to set this up for all those times it is impolite to have a laptop around lmao

— @garrytan

I like DLSS 5 but I'm ngl the demos do look like this sometimes

— @Angaisb_

Women suck at mental illness.

— @RusGarbageHuman

Meet Timothee chalamet who got brutally insulted at Oscars -They spent the whole oscar ceremony poking fun at him -The host joked about him and the crowd cheered -Winners mocked him in the speeches -The sinners song performance did ballet right infront of him -They even

— @Sksj002

bro has been 360 no scoped by AI

— @KEMOS4BE

the problem with counter-strike is that your friends and everyone else online has access to an alternative version of it that looks really fun and good and then you, specifically, have a version that sucks ass and is trying to make you commit suicide

— @stuntedaphidcel

One of my coworkers just farted and then said “that’s going to itch when it dries” and I’m burning this place to the ground

— @Jay_FrickinLynn

Dans n’importe quelle civilisation normale, un dernier arrivant qui parlerait ainsi d’un doyen serait expulsé de France.

— @Le_Bracq

Bruh didn’t even flinch

— @awkwardgoogle

Il avait la force de 10 pères à ce moment-là

— @Marozik_Jr

Merkel is a communist, obviously has an extremely incriminating Stasi file and has spent her career destroying Germany using mass immigration. Keir Starmer is the British equivalent

— @RokoMijic

the PMs are having a “vibecoding offsite”

— @stylishdawg

“Maybe even a fourth world nation” lmao

— @loganclarkhall

BREAKING : Donald Trump set to become President of the United States if Netanyahu confirmed dead.

— @SallyMayweather

Hacking Apple's emoji system is possible:

— @alphafox

WARNING: IF YOU HAVENT DONE SO ALREADY, BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW !!! BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW

— @QTHESTORMM

Everybody who had a friend addicted to weed knows this is not true btw. Evidence is your own eyes

— @HannyahZ