Internet Chaos & Shitposting - Mar 11

Believing Claude finds your questions insightful is like believing the stripper actually likes you

— @DeadCaitBounce

Looked like a little fag even back then

— @harry33swartz

TRUTH | Depuis quelques jours, gauchistes et islamistes accusent Persepolis d'islamophobie. Pourtant c’est la stricte réalité comme le montre la vidéo ci-dessous : une "femme-corbeau" de la police des mœurs (Gasht-e Ershad) ordonnant à une fillette de cesser de danser car ce

— @FactuelOff

LinkedIn timeline be like

— @folaoftech

One thing I’ve had to unlearn is self sacrifice for its own sake. No one cares or notices if I save them “the best fork” because that’s a gift I made up in my head.

— @allie__voss

T'as perdu 30 kilos en un an, t'as pris 200g la semaine derniere et ils vont t'expliquer que ton régime ne marche pas.

— @lafotaki

If you ever have an agitated baby and a frustrated wife, just get them next to each other in bed in a quiet room for a while and they’ll both be fine.

— @shortmagsmle

when u h!gh as hell but someone knock on the door so u gotta lock in

— @_Gottalovezik

OH MY GOD U20 World SilverBozigit ISLAMGEREEV (RUS) hits an INSANE FLYING SQUIRREL at the BUZZER to beat 2x U20 World ChampionRakhim MAGAMADOV (FRA) WOW

— @GlobalWresOrder

>white guy on the photo

— @DAKKADAKKA1

Then why’s the whole world trampling each other to live with them?

— @kangminlee

les femmes dans le monde du travail quand t’es jeune et que tu t’apprêtes un minimum c’est effrayant à quel point elles font de toi une affaire personnelle

— @gigibvll

-1 depress human in orderbook +1 happy human

— @maruushae

type of girl you pull at Whole Foods Tribeca after helping her 10 year old recover from a fall and end up getting punched in the jaw by her ex husband who is a nat gas trader with anger mgmt issues

— @goodalexander

having a perfectly fine Tuesday and then find out the goofy family from the park lives in a nine million dollar penthouse apt in west village

— @0xLoris

to make matters worse the dad runs his own trading firm

— @0xLoris