Internet Chaos & Shitposting - Mar 10

Lmao the EU is going to nullify another election to protect “democracy” aren’t they

— @Oilfield_Rando

developer mfs removing the "—" from their code before submitting the pr

— @karthikponna19

Insane idea i just got: How about instead of coding NPCs in a videogame, we just insert human brains in them? We make them think their virtual world is the real world And then one day we insert a player with admin powers. Just imagine their reaction

— @SlimerSlimy

> Claude wrote messy code and charged you $100 Then Claude fixed the same messy code and charged you another $25 Claude’s revenue: $125 Your MRR: $0

— @abhijitwt

"Everyone is welcome in New York!!!" as an IsIamist throws a literal bomb over him

— @SeverusChud

i really need $92k i can't explain why i just need it

— @djcows

BREAKING: Military officials are reportedly having problems getting the soldiers training for a potential Iranian invasion to stop sarcastically yelling, “For Epstein!” every time they salute each other, and have likened it to the Gen Alpha “6-7” craze.

— @HalfwayPost

I think i made up my mind about Jiang lol He's either high function-schizophrenic - or an intelligence asset with the sole purpose of getting listeners to think they made some very profound discovery, while pretending it's "inevitable" thereby instilling a sense of despondency

— @poordart

Commentary on the EU's actions to protect democracy humorously.

— @Oilfield_Rando

A humorous take on the absurdity of coding practices.

— @karthikponna19

A satirical idea about using human brains in NPCs for video games.

— @SlimerSlimy

A humorous observation about Claude's revenue model.

— @abhijitwt

A humorous take on the absurdity of the current geopolitical situation.

— @SeverusChud

A funny commentary on the struggles of developers.

— @djcows

A humorous observation about the absurdity of the current geopolitical situation.

— @HalfwayPost

A humorous take on the absurdity of the current geopolitical situation.

— @poordart