Internet Chaos & Shitposting - Feb 26

An 11 year old boy easily defeated chess master Dina Belenkaya. She said - I’m a grandmaster. He replied to her - Yeah, but you’re a woman grandmaster. If women are equal to men, then why are there separate distinctions for male and female grandmasters?

— @venom1s

You can dislike Trump all you want, but you can’t deny the guy is funny af

— @DrClownPhD

If white people could read minds and hear thoughts the entire nonwhite population of western society would be obliterated in less than a month

— @joeybeastmarket

Here is my latest iteration of my /plan-exit-review skill for Claude Code. I use this as I exit plan mode and it works super well to shake out all issues,, shake out architecture and code smell issues, perf issues, and finally make sure every part of a PR is tested (I avg 1.3

— @garrytan

jane street pushed my grandma down the stairs

— @alpha_co

when the exam is so hard you’re learning new things by reading the questions

— @_Gottalovezik

Elle n’arrive littéralement à donner aucun argument rationnel pouvant expliquer son geste. C’est terrifiant.

— @Henri2Turenne

Il est arrivé exactement la même chose cette semaine à ma pizzeria préférée. Chez Attilio, Paris 15 pour ceux qui connaissent. Un napolitain et sa femme, arrivés en France à l'âge de 20 ans. Il a 71 ans, sa pizzeria est ouverte depuis 37 ans. Contrôle sanitaire. Ses frigos

— @JulienPasteur1

Humorous take on chess and gender distinctions in chess rankings.

— @venom1s

Commentary on Trump's humor.

— @DrClownPhD

Satirical commentary on societal perceptions of race and mind-reading.

— @joeybeastmarket

Humorous take on a Claude Code feature that automates tasks.

— @garrytan

A humorous comment about Jane Street's impact on personal lives.

— @alpha_co

A humorous take on the absurdity of exam questions.

— @_Gottalovezik

A humorous observation about a public figure's inability to provide rational arguments.

— @Henri2Turenne

A humorous take on the absurdity of the situation in a pizzeria.

— @JulienPasteur1

Humorous take on the struggles of using AI tools.

— @jiratickets

Humorous commentary on the experience of using OpenClaw.

— @jordymaui