Internet Chaos & Shitposting - Feb 23

yo so just to recap the week: - google released gemini 3.1 but it disappointed tf out of people who claimed its not as good as they advertise - BUT THEN google dropped an AI song generation model which kinda slaps (Lyria 3) AND a new feature that 1-shots product photoshoots

— @cryptopunk7213

> you work 9-5 every day > build your AI side project at night > “I will escape the underclass” > then realize you’ve just been working a second unpaid shift as LLM data generator, only this job sends you a $200/month invoice.

— @Hesamation

Why did Nietzsche write in German and not in Latin? Because Übermensch sounds better than Superhomo.

— @klara_sjo

bumbadum14: White men trying to get a job: > Need graduate degree > 10+ years experience in field > A dozen personal projects related to the work > 15 recommendations > 3 people in the company pushing for you > Have to pretend to be gay Nonwhite Women trying to get a job: > No experience

— @bumbadum14

“Dude I have 10 agents running while I sleep. No one is prepared for AGI in 2 years man.” “So what are you building?” “Bro all my smartest friends are vibe coding until 3am every night. It’s all about agency. Intelligence is a commodity man.” “So what are you building?” “Do

— @RyanWatkins_

so your nootropic stack is basically a small nuclear reactor of focus and you forgot what normal sleep feels like… what now? according to huberman, pinealon + 6h sleep = waking up like a kid on christmas morning, every time. pinealon: -promotes telomerase activity, helping

— @limitlesstack

Los modders están creando la versión definitiva de God of War Ragnarok en PC. Van a eliminar todo el wokismo de Sweet Baby.

— @poliwa_93

> getting ready for my date tonight > get clawdbod to reserve us a table at the best restaurant in town > she doesn't know i automated my tinder profile > setup with a "charm" skill that always works > we meet up > i ask her what she is building > she doesn't understand > i tell

— @CogniCarbon

Mdr.

— @BonNationaliste

anyone not larping about AI content + OpenClaw knows the reality is a lot of nights like this. agents don’t work out of the box. how to stop them from forgetting: - explicit AGENTS .md with a hard definition of done (commit hash + real verification commands. no vibes) - queue

— @kloss_xyz

Recap of a week in AI with humorous commentary on Google’s Gemini 3.1 and its new features.

— @cryptopunk7213

A humorous take on the absurdity of modern life and AI.

— @Hesamation

A joke about Nietzsche's language choice.

— @klara_sjo

A light-hearted comment about the absurdity of job requirements.

— @bumbadum14

A humorous observation about the state of the job market.

— @RyanWatkins_

A funny take on productivity and nootropics.

— @limitlesstack

A humorous take on the absurdity of political correctness in gaming.

— @poliwa_93

A meme about the challenges of dating in the AI age.

— @CogniCarbon

A humorous comment on a meme.

— @BonNationaliste

A humorous take on the complexities of AI content creation.

— @GenAI_is_real

A humorous commentary on the absurdity of life.

— @chang_defi