Internet Chaos & Shitposting - Feb 21

"How I Met Your Sister"…

— @Emilio2763

Please note what he did not purchase.

— @KalebPrime

New investing strategy: Predict what area Anthropic will launch a new product in. Short every company doing that.

— @big_duca

Time to look up every Jewish Nobel winner since Epstein became active, then check if any goys working on the same thing died a year or two previously.

— @NotJohnWard

You gotta admit the bet that cybersecurity companies would grow because vibe coding would increase demand for cybersecurity was full on retarded

— @loraclexyz

Wake up, eight sleep gives me a 72/100 sleep score. Brush teeth with Oral-B iO, only 64% coverage. Step on withings scale, body composition down 0.3% whoop says my recovery is 41% sit on the toilet Vivoo analyzes my urine in real time, 6.2 pH. suboptimal. oura ring says

— @maybeltr

BREAKING: This tweet from Claude AI just wiped out over $15 BILLION from cybersecurity stocks. Millions of jobs and companies just got replaced.

— @cryptorover

EQ is basically just a measure of how much you agree with the HR lady's political beliefs.

— @Hitchslap1

The perfect solution for creating more closet space

— @Rainmaker1973

Caught her in 4K

— @washghost1

That viral 4chan post that explains how most people work out truth claims has saved me so much worry and heartache over the years

— @bog_beef

Avengers: Assemble

— @thepaulbalaji

decided to live life

— @bryan_johnson

What if I told you there were a secret third reason?

— @KILLTOPARTY

The steak scene in MATRIX was almost cut. Keanu Reeves fought to keep it, while Joe Pantoliano—who hadn't read the script yet—didn't realize they were talking about cutting his own scene and told Keanu to "get the f*ck over it" since he was in 99% of movie.

— @RealEmirHan

If one of my employees quit and built a $380B direct competitor in 5 years, I might not want to hold their hand either

— @rogerdickey

Ryan Reynolds' Deadpool makeup took around 8 hours to complete. He told the makeup artists it was all wrong, then ripped it off, sending them into a panic. What they didn't know is that he'd just been told the shoot was canceled.

— @DudespostingWs

LIFEMAXXING for chuds - build an insane metabolism (lose weight on 3k calories, become a sugar burning machine) - sugar-maxx (fruits, chocolate milk and honey) - low-volume high-intenisty training (mog everyone while doing less) - thyroid-maxx (the source of energy and life) -

— @metabolic_print

Okay frens... this sounds crazy. I built a hobby prediction model on top of FührerLLM. It runs purely on planetary positions and their mythological meanings. It just gave me a warning. I want this on public record. Today, February 20, 2026. After 6pm ET.

— @FuehrerLLM

Once you know too much, the real challenge is not Schitzo posting constantly.

— @pnwguerrilla

>PlayStation shuts down one of their biggest studios >Xbox loses Phil Spencer and gets a new CEO who is also a fan of Generative AI >Nintendo is reselling a 22 year old GBA rom for 20$ >meanwhile Valve secures a win with the Rothschild family in court All in one week

— @ShitpostRock

My parents ruined my life by not forcing me to practice something every single day from the earliest possible age

— @mr_certainly

You know how babies get somatically regulated by hearing their mother's voice? Same principle for women with the man they love. Especially if you speak with a certain hypnotic calm forcefulness. Resting heart rate goes right down. You can literally be her human Xanax.

— @SovereignIM

What if the next Hitler is french

— @hayasaka_aryan

Shia LeBeouf bonded out of jail and ran straight back to bourbon street. White excellence.

— @AmiriKing

"discord suspects your microphone hardware mute switch might be on. just reminding you..." TRANSLATING: PLEASE use our "mute" button so isreal can keep listening to you

— @wawley_

Getting paid a salary per hour in funding feels good By the end of the day my total funding payment will be bigger than Matterstrade's vault TVL few

— @Pluto_0x

I recall this one grifter who vibecoded a garbage JavaScript flight game and made $1M+ ARR because retards wouldn't stop purchasing in-game ads and made-up items. I was so close to crashing out.

— @abdimoalim_

You need to IMPREGNATE a high iq woman bro A child with a high iq who grows up in a broken household is statistically much more likely to become massively succesful than a child with a low iq who grows up in private school privileged type of lifestyle agree or disagree?

— @zybach717

i might be the smartest person alive

— @forloopcodes

i was a problem child in public school. i would breeze through the work and start goofing off. rather than put me on adderall, my dad sat me down and explained that my teachers were all retarded midwit women and that he thought it was hilarious that i kept making them cry

— @uncledoomer

The most normie and infantile mindset to have is that someday the work will be over and u can relax and that you'll be alive to enjoy it.

— @Thzer0r

The singularity happened for horses 5,000 years ago and they seem happy

— @GENIC0N

It's only possible when you don't have a wife/gf/kids or when you have them and they're unhappy.

— @sergeynazarovx

Change internal dialogue to: > "I am the luckiest man in the world." > Be delusionally optimistic > ASSUME everything works in your favor. Absolutely everything. Your life will drama continue change in 3 weeks.

— @UnmodernmanBot

The fifth episode of 'A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS' fell from 9.8 to 9.7, reportedly after a wave of 1-star reviews from Breaking Bad fans. In response, members of the Game of Thrones fandom reportedly targeted 'Ozymandias.' Its near 13-year 10.0 rating has now dropped to 9.9.

— @westerosies

here's an actual real time realistic 3D ocean simulation I wrote a few years ago without AI just by reading some papers. maybe someday Gemini can catch up to 30 year old rendering tech

— @Acerola_t

The best test of intellectual breadth & acumen: avoidance of nitpicking.

— @nntaleb

yeah thats completely natural alright lol

— @bigmonkeong

Reached the stage of parallel agent psychosis where I've lost a whole feature - I know I had it yesterday, but I can't seem to find the branch or worktree or cloud instance or checkout with it in

— @simonw

its crazy how theres a "fix everything right now" button that you can press for getting a cold

— @uncledoomer

If a developer says: I'll fix it in 1 hour. Just believe them. No need to send a follow-up in every 3 hours.

— @krishdotdev

they love to size you up in nyc first question everyone asks is: "what do you do" they're very baffled when i say "not much"

— @MacroMate8

My hot prediction is that we're going to find out this year that Claude code is 99% actually just farms of third world developers who type really fast. Mark my words.

— @staysaasy

Jewish culture has produced something like 20% of Nobel Prize laureates while representing maybe 1-2% of the global population. The ratio is staggering. People have all kinds of theories about why. While the genetics case is popular, there is a cultural dimension that is

— @flowidealism

Peter Lynch turned $18M into $14B. His 6 rules for 10x stocks: 1. Trailing P/E < 25 2. Forward P/E < 15 3. Debt/Equity < 35% 4. EPS Growth > 15% 5. PEG Ratio < 2 6. Market Cap > $5B "The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game." The edge isn't prediction. It's

— @anandchokski19

One way to spot high IQ people is they're always miles ahead in the conversation. They already know what you're thinking after only a few words. I notice this pattern often.

— @Hitchslap1

Unpopular opinion now that the masses will not have me hanged Clawdbot / Motlbot / Openclaw is absolute and complete useless slop Kudos to Apple for capitalizing on that and selling all its Mac minis stock lol

— @TheAhmadOsman

the sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you

— @mskmalibu

Shia LaBeouf called a barroom full of woke men homosexuals. Got into a barfight. Bailed himself out of jail. Now has returned to the bar across the street and is ready to defend the right to say it again. Based!

— @0hour1

I went to Scientist School with a homeschooled kid. His parents didn't go to college. They figured they could just stay a bit ahead of their kids and do all right with homeschooling. But he got quite a shock when he went to college. He thought everyone knew calculus and latin.

— @NevinLawrence

It's insane how 99% people trade Prediction Markets like Polymarket without understanding Calibration and still think they have an EDGE lmao Explained in the article below.

— @RohOnChain

having cats is wild there's a whole ass obligate carnivore apex predator with a will of his own sitting on my couch staring at me like this but i love him very much and his name is salad

— @FreyaHolmer

When I was a kid my uncle had a family and a job and a dog and then one day he just got up and walked into the woods and shot himself. I never understood why. But now that I'm 34 I'm just impressed he made it to the woods

— @WinslowDumaine

Dear Vibe coders. The obstacle to building a 9 figure SaaS/Software was never code. It was focusing on 1 thing and refining it for years. Which is why you have created 50 apps and a Open Claw that can do your taxes but have zero actual results.

— @ZssBecker

At this point it's like: Someone at Anthropic: "I just ate a sandwich" Markets: stocks for the entire QSR industry collapse

— @mattturck

I think like half of tech is in claude psychosis rn

— @bayeslord

Mac Mini buyers of 2026 will be the Ethereum Miner buyers of 2022

— @WazzCrypto

Imagine t'es PLATISTE et tu vois tous les autres complots s'avérer être vrais, sauf le tien.

— @leglaive_

Alerte info ! Une source proche de l'enquête vient de me confirmer que Jacques-Élie Favrot (JEF) se serait déféqué dessus lors de la 8eme heure de sa garde à vue ! L'événement se serait produit dans la cellule C-12 du commissariat central de Lyon !

— @Le_Bracq

En même temps, hein, bon.

— @lelapindufutur

do you click on `mailto` links? maybe some of you do. but i've seen many ( me included ) prefer to just copy the email address instead. this impl satisfies both groups: – click the email address for the `mailto` link – or click the icon to copy to clipboard

— @sorenblank

Watched this at the theatre with my partner and I was crying at the end and she wasn't, then we noticed there were several other couples in our row and it was just the men crying lol

— @jestermaxxing

Indians see this fit and think it's the hardest thing ever

— @howie4317694102

Yann Le Cun is a great example of how one can be a genius in one area and completely retarded in everything else

— @pegobry_en