Internet Chaos & Shitposting - Feb 19

getting sentenced to death in 4 years by a muslim lady judge for the crime of owning a dog because all the ambitious White guys are watching makeup tutorials so they can be hotter than each other instead of going to law school because that would be jewish or something

— @hisbelovedsleep

the rule says "no em dashes" but the skill md has 91 em dashes

— @frankdegods

you know what, fuck you. *compacts your context window*

— @tautologer

Called my dad to pick me up from this sleepover i didn't like and he said no You're 30 and that's your wife and kids

— @0xleegenz

using an African country's worth of electricity to center a div

— @kshvbgde

the trick to this css card glow/shine effect is blurring a duplicated layer that moves around the og post mentions feGaussianBlur but you can use css filter blur too (there's a toggle ) filter: blur(28px) saturate(5) brightness(1.3) jus' need to test what plays best!

— @jh3yy

This is EXACTLY how YouTube works One of @wizofYT's student started a channel called Grand Manors, a channel about historic mansion stories and it blew up (of course, lol) People noticed the thumbnail format (year + building image) and the story angle were working So what

— @CheZwaans

Throughout my life, I made the mistake of thinking people were generally interested in mutual benefits arising from cooperation. This isn't so. People more likely see your gains as their losses "because they could have had more". And so, they refuse cooperation, ending up with

— @johannesmkx

Hey thats me lol

— @adaviadavis

myspace was the greatest social media platform ever made and nobody gives it enough credit. you had to learn basic html and css just to make your page not look terrible. millions of kids were accidentally learning how to code at 14 because they wanted a cooler profile than

— @barneyxbt

The average Openclaw user be like

— @Chilearmy123

Working on a deal, and the other side goes quiet. Time to break out the nuclear option. A simple email: "Have you given up on this project?" 100% response rate. Seriously.

— @girdley

The most profitable strategy on Polymarket in 2026 is 30 years old and has generated $100 billion. It was not invented by a trader. It was invented by a mathematician Jim Simons, creator of Medallion Fund, the hedge fund that returned 66% annually for 30 years straight and

— @browomo