Internet Chaos & Shitposting - Feb 17

"3 years in the gym and NOW I find this" hit 3M views for a workout app video stats: • 3M views • 152K likes the hook does everything. three years of effort wasted because nobody told her sooner that frustration is universal she shows her face for 2 seconds, then cuts to

— @TheWalid

Jeffrey Epstein is like a Jewish forest gump the guy was involved in every major historical event this past 40 years

— @DylanTop5

Voting is the opiate of the masses. A lie meant to stop you from rebelling The second you vote for anything the tyrants don't like they just undo it via lies in the courts Blood alone moves the wheel of history. Those who won't commit violence will be subject to those who will

— @FromKulak

You can't let women hold political office, you just can't.. It's actually ruinous to your society.

— @R89Capital

Traduction en français, parce que c'est essentiel de comprendre cela. "L'imposition des plus-values latentes expliquée à la génération Z ou à votre grand-mère : Vous achetez une carte Pokémon pour 50 dollars. Quelqu'un vous en propose 500. Vous refusez. Vous aimez cette

— @librefrancois

Photos of and videos from the past are deeply radicalizing, for they are proof that progress is a myth, and we live in a degraded world characterized by a declining, dying civilization that has destroyed itself in the name of equality

— @theoldworldshow

Every once in awhile, I ask myself why is the 2nd most valuable company in the world, completely sitting out the largest capex investment cycle ever?

— @ManzTrades

Most guys won't give their girl a single task because they're afraid of being dominant. Meanwhile she's bored, directionless, scrolling TikTok for 3 hours a day, and slowly resenting you for not leading. You need to be secretarymaxxing your girl. Grocery shopping. Appointment

— @rawknuckle

Ptdrr le frère est en train de ronfler depuis 20h pr enchaîner l'équipe du matin à l'usine, pdt que sa femme utilise SA wifi pour débattre de ses faibles revenus avec un autre homme. Le mariage qd ce n'est pas avec la bonne, c'est vraiment une humiliation perpétuelle.

— @Avenz0ar

Nick Fuentes masterfully explains in-depth why the question "does Israel have a right to exist" is a bogus use of wordplay and shouldn't even be entertained. "Whether should Israel exist or not, that's not a big question…Israel does exist. They're not going to stop existing

— @FracturedLight0

"conspiracy theorist" is right, yet again

— @bishara

4chan: today's news three years ago.

— @BasedTorba

A large subset of men (probably 30%) were born to fight in a few dozen military engagements per year and spend the rest of the time gambling, drinking, lounging, and generally not doing much of anything For such men, any existence to the contrary feels like intolerable drudgery

— @lindypatagonia

Il y a un féminisme que moi j'appelle le féminisme pour les hommes. Parce qu'à chaque fois que je l'analyse, je vois surtout en quoi il arrange les hommes. Le 50/50 strict, par exemple. On vit dans un monde où les femmes gagnent moins, interrompent plus souvent leur carrière

— @womanocryafrica

You could copy this workflow and make an extra $100k-200k this year

— @JamesonCamp

My four year old daughter when she plays with trucks: "This is the mommy truck and this is the baby truck." My fifteen-month son when he picks up his sister's baby doll: *Truck noises.*

— @crochet_mom314

Cyprus is awesome. + walkable + good AQI + organic food + English speaking + online delivery for everything + affordable labor + good weather + tech ecosystem + tax-friendly + safe I think we're settling down here for good.

— @marclou

turned this into an app.

— @danielhangan_

Glaçant : "J'ai fait des autopsies d'enfants de 18 mois qui s'étaient fait sodomiser par des mecs, avec le fion comme ça. Moi, je l'ai fait, tu vois… J'en pleure encore la nuit." Le témoignage d'Olivier Marchal prend aujourd'hui une dimension glaçante avec les dossiers

— @InvasionEuro

Because women fundamentally do not see the world objectively. Females perceive reality from a *me* perspective. Its hard baked into their DNA, everything they think and do is in relation to themselves. For example its not about whether deporting illegal migrants is good for the

— @ObviousRises

Andrew Fraser Tytler writing in the 1780s: "A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates

— @RonStoeferle