Internet Chaos & Shitposting - Feb 16

Japan Q4 GDP: +0.1% Q/Q UK Q4 GDP: +0.1% Q/Q Same growth, but Japan's population declined by 900,000 last year, while the UK added 750,000, almost entirely through immigration. Japan is getting richer per person. The UK is getting poorer.

— @AscendedYield

We should make EnterpriseClaw just for the lolz. Java 21, Spring Boot, 14 abstract factory beans, 2GB Docker image, takes 45 seconds to start, AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryAgentClawResponseHandlerBeanDefinitionRegistryPostProcessorImpl .java

— @steipete

Anthropic sent him a C&D nearly career-ending cortisol spike, so he jestergooned with a podcast tour then began TC-maxxing at OpenAI, all the while absolutely frame-mogging the entirety of SF tech broz Absolute Chad

— @beffjezos

normies think so small it disgusts me. "im an engineer!!! i make $90k/year!!!" yeah no one cares. you retards don't deserve the following information but lmk when you want to take your training wheels off and make some real money. Indoor. Shrimp. Farming. it's like being

— @xadrani

We never do us vs them. That's why us good, them bad.

— @romanhelmetguy

Restore Britain's immigration policy - the lies and smears have already begun, so here's the truth. Illegal migrants. Gone. All of them. Without apology. Every man, every woman. They will all be deported. We have released the most comprehensive deportation policy every produced

— @RupertLowe10

Sentenced to 5 years for 258 stabs. That is very little time per stab. But the Dutch are infinitely empathetic toward criminals of color. Plus they are going to confiscate your unrealized capital gains in order to fund more Islamic immigration into the country, inshallah.

— @GadSaad

TEST

— @PrefetVendee

put your address in the footer of your website link your GBP to your location page, not your home page front load your keyword in your meta title stop writing blog posts if you're a local business your H1 tag should include your keyword and your city your URL should be

— @theseoguy_

See you on the first page.

— @troyaitken_

— @Hartdrawss

If you want an example of just how powerful the brain is in regulating the immune system, here's a study where: Participants were rubbed with a harmless maple leaf and told it was poison ivy: 100% of them developed a rash Participants were rubbed with poison ivy and told it

— @palis

npm install -g clawvault is all you need :)

— @sillydarket

The "ACKCHYUALLY" bros are in full force tonight pushing back against my "one-person unicorn" take. Look, I've ran the data. This isnt clickbait. Every software project in GitHub history that hit 100K stars with real usage became a billion-dollar+ enterprise. Every single one.

— @CoFoundersNik

Japan vs UK Q4 GDP: both +0.1%, but Japan population -900K (richer per person) while UK +750K via immigration (poorer per person).

— @AscendedYield

EnterpriseClaw proposal: Java 21, Spring Boot, 14 abstract factory beans, 2GB Docker image, 45s startup, AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryAgentClawResponseHandlerBeanDefinitionRegistryPostProcessorImpl.java.

— @steipete

Anthropic C&D → career-ending cortisol spike → jestergooned podcast tour → TC-maxxing at OpenAI while frame-mogging SF tech bros. Absolute Chad.

— @beffjezos

Indoor shrimp farming pitch: normies celebrating $90K engineer salaries are retards with training wheels, real money in aquaculture.

— @xadrani

'We never do us vs them. That's why us good, them bad.'

— @romanhelmetguy

Restore Britain's immigration policy: illegal migrants all gone, comprehensive deportation policy released.

— @RupertLowe10

Dutch sentencing for 258 stabs combines perfectly with unrealized capital gains funding Islamic immigration, inshallah.

— @GadSaad

French prefecture posts single word: TEST.

— @PrefetVendee

SEO advice thread ending mid-sentence.

— @theseoguy_

Cryptic image tweet.

— @Hartdrawss

Placebo study: 100% developed rash from harmless maple leaf told it was poison ivy; opposite also true.

— @palis

npm install -g clawvault is all you need :)

— @sillydarket