04:12 — Twitter is like Reddit but for retards who aren’t faggots. @The_King_Trout
14:51 — Already got our website ranked #2 on search results. Have not built a single fucking backlink LOL. @irentdumpsters
16:32 — Saving a bunch of adderall so my dumbass kid can experience Factorio the way it was meant to be experienced when he turns 4. @soychotic
20:35 — You now have godlike powers. But nobody wants to buy anything you make. Because they also have godlike powers. Get used to it. @shawmakesmagic
15:35 — POV: you’re a publicly-traded SaaS company and some anon on X just said they reverse vibe coded your business in 8 hours. @litcapital
23:09 — How it feels to give a task to Opus 4.6 and Codex 5.3 in parallel to see which can blast through 3 months of human work in 5 mins. @beffjezos
22:44 — UGC creators are absolutely cooked after Seedance 2.0 API comes out lmao. @mikefutia
05:00 — Seedance 2.0 produced this with TWO SENTENCES: “Sum up the AI discourse in a meme - make sure it’s retarded and gets 50 likes.” @TheAhmadOsman
20:37 — They’re gambling on live traffic now…..we’re cooked. @DipWheeler
20:45 — AI is accelerating the destruction of the female influencer class and it’s beautiful. @123skely
00:39 — Is most of Kung Fu basically Ope I got your nose! but for adults. @Chad_Hominem_
00:45 — Go up to Kung fu master, bench 600lbs, house 24oz Monster, show him phantom wallet with 6 figs of fart coin, tell him Xi Xingping is a Winnie the poo faggot, walk away. @Chad_Hominem_
23:38 — Oh hell nah. THIS IS FUCKING CREEPY. @idropFbombs
15:28 — I’m convinced that 90%+ of people working in offices don’t do anything. 10% drive things forward, 90% send emails and pretend to look busy. @nickrgrs