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Tuesday Shitposting: Gregorian Chants, Receipt Conspiracies & Tech Burnout Comedy

The internet served its daily absurdity buffet. From Warhammer 40k bank tech theology to Portuguese priests mixing techno with chants, Tuesday’s memes were unhinged and beautiful.

05:39 — Lol, insane. What are they trying to get ahead of?… @archaix138 15:42 — Age is just a number… @Israel 16:22 — This is wrong. Your mental model for bank tech should be the Adeptus Mechanicus from Warhammer 40k…. @austincampbell 16:47 — another day at the prompt factory… @trashh_dev 18:37 — Turns out with claude code, my decades long strategy of NOT deeply learning: - regexs - sql - nginx… @robustus 21:44 — One of the most overlooked sources of toxic hormone disruptors are receipts: > Thermal receipt pape… @levelsio 22:45 — Wake up babe there’s a Portuguese Catholic priest who mixes Gregorian chants with industrial techno … @cinecitta2030

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Lol, insane. What are they trying to get ahead of?

— @archaix138

Age is just a number

— @Israel

This is wrong. Your mental model for bank tech should be the Adeptus Mechanicus from Warhammer 40k. Worship and veneration of ancient technology, replete with candles, incense, and gregorian chants to make your spreadsheet reload. Nobody knows why it works.

— @austincampbell

another day at the prompt factory

— @trashh_dev

Turns out with claude code, my decades long strategy of NOT deeply learning: - regexs - sql - nginx confs - elaborate shell commands - advanced shell scripting - any javascript framework - perf optimization - webpack, cdns, bundlers - 1000 other things ...was entirely correct.

— @robustus

One of the most overlooked sources of toxic hormone disruptors are receipts: > Thermal receipt paper is often coated with Bisphenol-A (BPA) or its substitute, Bisphenol-S (BPS), which are endocrine-disrupting chemicals that can absorb into the skin.

— @levelsio

Wake up babe there's a Portuguese Catholic priest who mixes Gregorian chants with industrial techno house music

— @cinecitta2030