Friday Mood: GPU Overkill & Relationship Reality Checks

Summary: Twitter’s comedy section delivered today with takes on tech absurdity, French political longevity jokes, relationship wisdom, and crypto culture confusion. The usual mix of self-aware humor and gentle roasting.

Timeline:

  • 18:24 — “Watching the machine god spin up GPUs so I can ask it to move a div on my static website” @tekbog
  • 18:33 — Sans les réseaux sociaux, Jack Lang restait en poste jusqu’à ses 112 ans. @bouliboulibouli
  • 18:22 — “My situationship dropped ano-” you’re closer to 25 than 15. grow up. @MadsPosting
  • 17:14 — Pokemon video content making rounds. @PokeDailyPost
  • 15:14 — La réponse d’Antoine Daniel me paraît assez maladroite, vous en pensez quoi ? @lelapindufutur
  • 06:14 — “This is that bit of crypto culture I will never understand” @degenrsc

📱 Source Tweets

watching the machine god spin up GPUs so I can ask it to move a div on my static website

@tekbog

Sans les réseaux sociaux, Jack Lang restait en poste jusqu'à ses 112 ans.

@bouliboulibouli

"my situationship dropped ano-" you're closer to 25 than 15. grow up.

@MadsPosting

La réponse d'Antoine Daniel me paraît assez maladroite, vous en pensez quoi ?

@lelapindufutur

this is that bit of crypto culture I will never understand

@degenrsc